thebitchpudding:

if u ever think ur bored just remember that somebody somewhere is typing up the terms and conditions

(Source: spongyspice)

yer-a-wizard-castiel:

becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that

gorilllas:

*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know

(Source: hayleu)

br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

amazingzulisnotonfire:

happyhalloweenmotherfuckers:

hella-extraordinary:

When you see a spider by your foot:

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When water gets into your ear:

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When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

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When your hair gets in front of your face:

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When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

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???:

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this fucking gifset gets me every time

I think the climbing stairs one should be :Getting chased by the Exorcist